ROOM 01
The partner meeting
Twenty minutes in, one question lands badly and you hear your own voice change. You spend the rest of the week deciding what that meant.
→ Pages 4–7 · your tell under scrutiny, and the specific pressure that triggers it
For founders building in London
Thirteen questions. One conversation with Fin. Twenty-four hours later, twenty to twenty-four pages on how you actually hold up — where you are strong enough to be careless, where you are thin enough to be moved, and the mechanism behind the mistake you keep making.
No account. No card on this page. You talk to a person first.
Four rooms
Nobody funds a founder for their deck. They fund them for how they behave when the deck stops working. April reads the instrument, and tells you what it does under load — before the room finds out.
ROOM 01
Twenty minutes in, one question lands badly and you hear your own voice change. You spend the rest of the week deciding what that meant.
→ Pages 4–7 · your tell under scrutiny, and the specific pressure that triggers it
ROOM 02
You have been postponing it for four months. You already know roughly what is wrong and you cannot yet say it in one sentence.
→ Pages 8–11 · the archetype you should never sit beside, and why they look like relief
ROOM 03
The decision you make at the end of a fourteen-hour day is not made by your strategy. It is made by your chemistry, and it costs the same as any other decision.
→ Pages 12–16 · stamina architecture, and the hour your judgement measurably drops
ROOM 04
Excellent on paper, wrong in the seat next to you. You will not see it in the interview, because interviews are where both of you perform.
→ Pages 17–24 · who to put beside you, and the market read from where you actually stand
The artefact
Not a dashboard, not a login, not a four-letter type. A typeset document you can read twice and hand to nobody. Structure shown below; every client line is redacted.
Section II · composure
Section III · archetype conflict
Section IV · load
Page furniture and section structure are real. Client content is redacted — no sample findings are invented on this page.
Client reports Already a client? Your report is filed here. Open it with your full name, your client report ID and the 37-character passcode April shared with you personally. Open the folderThree steps
April decodes your thirteen answers, writes the report, and verifies its own working against the rules that produced it. Only then does it reach you. No one here reads you and no one here writes you.
A real conversation, not a form. He tells you whether the Founder Evaluation is actually the right one for you, before you pay a penny.
Today · about 5 minutes
The same thirteen for everyone, word for word. Answered honestly they carry more of you than any form you have filled in. Written, not spoken, and no login.
Whenever suits · about 15 minutes
Twenty to twenty-four typeset pages, written and verified by April, then released. Written to be read once slowly, then again a month later when you have caught yourself doing it.
Within 24 hours
Two people, no company voice
No support desk, no ticket, no "team". One of us talks to you, one of us built the algorithm, and neither of us writes your report — April does that.
Anush Samuel Karson Wayne
Founder & CEO · Creator of April
Wrote April — every constant, every deduction method, the whole mathematical specification. He built the thing that reads you; he does not read you himself. Your answers go to April, and April writes and verifies the report.
Know more about Anush
Finlay Carver
Co-Founder & CFO · Handler of people
Your first conversation. Ask him anything before you spend anything — including whether you should bother. If you ever speak to anyone here, it will be him.
Before you close the tab
No. April is an algorithm: thousands of explicitly written deduction methods and a fixed mathematical specification. Every number has a named equation behind it. Where a language model is used at all, it is restricted to categorical observation and is never the judge. See how it works →
A personality test gives you a label and a paragraph. This gives you a mechanism — the specific route by which a strength of yours becomes the thing that costs you money, with the confidence interval printed next to it.
No, and it never claims to be. Nothing here is diagnostic, no laboratory value is produced, and every finding is a probability to be confirmed before you act on it. It does not replace your GP and should not start or stop a medication.
Behind an encryption wall, into a private European database only two people can open. Nothing is emailed onward or handed to a third party, and everything held is erased on 31 December 2026. Read the terms →
The gap between those two is the whole job. Know how you are tuned before the board does, before the hire does, and before your co-founder finds out the hard way.
Your message to Fin · already written
Hi Fin — I'd like to ask about an April report. I'm interested in: The Founder Evaluation
No card needed to ask · he replies today
Not a founder?
The same thirteen questions, word for word. What changes is how deep April reads and what it is asked to report.
Report 01
Know thy self
Your personality architecture as a probability cluster rather than a four-letter type, your predicted cognitive ceiling with its confidence interval, and the mechanism behind the mistake you repeat.
Report 02
Know thy chemistry
A nine-part read of your hormonal signature, the deficiencies your food culture and lineage make likely, and how far your biological age has drifted from the number on your passport. Probabilities, never diagnoses.
Nothing in The Wellness Signature is diagnostic and no laboratory value is produced. It does not replace your GP, and it must never be used to start or stop a medication.